Ladies and gentlemen, take your time, sit back and enjoyIt's not something for the faint of heart to behold...but since it's about the hottest piece of news that could come up on a Saturday morning, I think you should risk a heart attack and have a look at it. I'm kidding. It's actually the hottest set of naked photos I saw in a while, and I have a shrewd suspicion many of you have been gritting your teeth and pulling your hair waiting for Kim Kardashian's Playboy naked photo spread. And because we're generous like that, we decided to share the goodies (read that leaked photos) with you - just think of it as an early Christmas present. A very big, gold-wrapped Christmas present, ribbon and all.
Kim, it seems, has finally decided to stop acting shy and make the most of her genetic gift of...well, I was going to say beauty, but that would read as some sort of understatement. The fact is, in a world ruled by slim blonds with no boobs, Kim makes for a nice change. Her entire body language screams self-confidence, but in a moderately annoying way - it's something along the lines of "I know I'm hot, now can we move on to how sexy my a*s is"? Plus, now we have plenty of...ahem...reading material in order to embark on secondary controversies like "I wonder how they managed to fit her booty into the photos and still manage to show the rest of her body along with it" or "did she get a boob job or not?".
I'm not sure which part of Kim's body deserves the most attention - and no, I'm not mocking you with that question. Yes, of course I'm familiar with the "rotundus a*s that distracts our attention from everything else" theory, but the fact is - I think she's one hot package altogether, boobs and all. As you can see for yourself, she really has the moves, the look and the attitude that allow her to be ideal Playboy material. I'm thinking of starting a poll - how long will it be before she graces the magazine pages again? I'll give it six months, tops. Until then, sit back and enjoy the view - it's really something to put the smile back on your face at the end of a long hard week of all work and no play.