Paris Hilton Makes Bad Porn

Denis Leary on 'One Night in Paris': 'Not very good.'

By on 4 Jul 2006, 09:53 GMT
Denis Leary, the star from hit TV series 'Rescue Me', joins in with the rest of the world and openly criticizes the home made porn movie the heiress appeared in (in 2004) and that 'accidentally' leaked on the Internet (before her 'co-star' thought of selling it).

Leary gives everyone a piece of his mind in an interview in the latest issue of 'Playboy' Magazine, concerning sex, stars and... sex with stars.

In his words, he fails to understand why anybody would want to watch such a poor specimen of porn movie and feels that it's not the way it was filmed that makes it so bad, but the fact that Paris 'lacks talent'. We have to ask, how great is the amount of talent a porn star requires to make it believable? 'Cause, truth being, told, Miss Hilton has none.

Leary continued speaking about the fact that he thinks countries would be run better if their presidents had more sex (not with Paris, of course!). So, if they do a good job, they should be awarded with some action from, let's say, Keira Knightley, who, after doing her 'number' will be cast in a hit movie.

We can't help from saying: what's up with Keira? She's a good actress. So, in conclusion, we give Leary the Hilton point (she does lack talent, indeed) but maybe he should stick to criticism only and not go into politics.

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