Porno for Your Birthday

PlayStation Pornable strikes pack

By on 9 Dec 2006, 14:11 GMT
Tell me what would the perfect birthday present for a young boy be? Some porn maybe? How about a whole PSP memory stick full of filthy, disgusting porn? Would that be an appropriate birthday present? I guess it would be if we were talking about Larry Flint's son.

This is not the case, but the young boy in question is a regular pre-teen from Forth Worth Texas. As he had his birthday coming up, his mother decided to get him something really "cool" to show off to his buddies. Sandra Hemm, the mother in question got her son a Sony PSP and, of course, a memory card to go with it.

So far, so good, but she made the horrible mistake of buying a refurbished PSP memory card from a GameStop store. She gave the present to her son, who was surprised to find some pornographic material stored on the memory card, according to nbc5i.com.

She said she made the discovery when John, her son, turned on the PSP. Maybe if the boy were all alone when he turned the PSP on, she would not have found out (I would put my entire paycheck on this).

Nevertheless, this is not the case here.
Sandra Hemm said that she was appalled by her son's discovery and that her stomach turned. Ok, Ok, but how did the boy feel? "Happy in pants?"

Leaving joking aside, this is a serious issue as the memory card was purchased from a well-know retailer, GameStop. It was purchased as refurbished but I thought refurbished goods were supposed to be wiped clean. Either someone is not doing his job properly, which is bad, either someone is playing sick jokes, which is even worse.

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